[snowrip]

Your “bail water first, plug the holes in the hull later” Amnesty Bill won’t work.

Actually, it's more like a "tell-everyone-that-the-water-will-just-evaporate-harmlessly, and-that-the-water-sinking-the-boat-is-actually-good-for-you, plug-the-holes-later" policy.

[Rb ver. 2.0]

[PEACE ENFORCER]

“Your “bail water first, plug the holes in the hull later” Amnesty Bill won’t work.”
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What you forgot to mention is that your in a submarine, and that you’re already underwater.......:)