[misterrob]

Another voice heard from in the immigration issue

[angcat]

That is considered good luck.

[rintense]

Doing the job American birds won’t doo doo.

[Founding Father]

Actually you cannot flip away bird poop as it is wet and smears. That was probably a blossom.

[adorno]

Bird Poops On President Bush During Presser

Is that what the democrats meant when they said that they've only just begun to fight?

[lilylangtree]

Bird’s demonstrating what we lowly Americans think of his immigration bill.

[ozzymandus]

Doesn’t take much to amuse the Bush-bashers, does it?

[TexasRepublic]

I hope it was a Mexican grackle.

[Paraclete]

Interesting. I just had a bird crap on me for the first time in years two evenings ago. Must be a sign. Thank goodness it wasn’t one of several turkey vultures that have taken up residence in our area over the past few years. Never had them around before — but they sure do make their presence known from time to time.

[Randy Larsen]

An older couple were waiting in line to enter church,

Just as they we're about to enter, A bird dropping landed square on top of the old gents head,

Wait! the old lady exclaimed! "I'll get some toilet paper!"

"Nevermind", says the old man...,

"By the time you get back, that bird will be long gone!"

[Jo Nuvark]

The only poop in this story is the stuff the media are dishing.

[misanthrope]

Birdie Birdie in the sky,.....

[Ready4Freddy]

Anyone for a Japanese Nightingale Facial?

Never tried the facial myself, but 10,000 Waves is a wonderful Spa in Santa Fe.

"We are the exclusive importers of processed nightingale droppings..."

[IamConservative]

Symbolic of what is happening to tax paying Americans..

[ZULU]

It should have been an eagle - an American Bald Eagle.