Posted on 05/21/2007 9:33:36 AM PDT by Zakeet
In what Rolling Stone describes as "a bid to win over potential supporters in the under-thirty crowd," and what a certain columnist describes as a "fat, hanging curveball," Sen. Hillary Clinton announced on her campaign web site that she is seeking an official campaign theme song.
In typical Democrat fashion, Clinton controls and limits the choices, offering just two U2 tunes, one Dixie Chicks bit, one Shania Twain twang, a Monkees remake, and four others. But as individuals have shown throughout the history of this great nation, they are more ingenious and capable of aptly satisfying a need or want than any statist politician can imagine. So there's no need for Americans to stick to Clinton's nine choices when there are tens of thousands of possible choices out there.
Several potential theme songs for Clinton's campaign present themselves immediately. Here are a very few:
"Shameless" by Billy Joel (if John Edwards hasn't already claimed it)
"Yakety Yak" by The Coasters (if Sen. Barack Obama hasn't already claimed it)
"Money for Nothing" by Dire Straits (same Edwards disclaimer)
"It's the End of the World As We Know It" by R.E.M. (before Al Gore gets in the race)
"Back in the USSR" by The Beatles (if Rep. Dennis Kucinich hasn't already claimed it)
"Eve of Destruction" by Barry McGuire (Edwards disclaimer)
"Goodbye, House" by Melinda Schneider
"Theme from Kill Bill" by Bernard Herrman (if Rep. Ron Paul hasn't already claimed it; the Republican is, after all, known as "Dr. No" for opposing spending bills)
"Here It Comes Again" by Korn
"I Can't Get No Satisfaction" by The Rolling Stones (if Sen. Christopher Dodd hasn't already claimed it)
"Friends in Low Places" by Garth Brooks (if Sen. Joe Biden hasn't already claimed it)
Etc.
The Monster Mash by Bobby “Boris” Pickett
I Wanna Be Sedated.
Deanna Carter’s “Did I shave my legs for this”?
rofl !
“...shot a man in Ft. Marcy just to watch him die...”
You woke up this morning. Got yourself a gun.
Mama always said you'd be the Chosen One.
She said: You're one in a million you've got to burn to shine,
But you were born under a bad sign, with a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning all the love has gone,
Your Papa never told you about right and wrong.
But you're looking good, baby, I believe you're feeling fine, (shame about it),
Born under a bad sign with a blue moon in your eyes.
You woke up this morning the world turned upside down,
Thing's ain't been the same since the Blues walked into town.
But you're one in a million you've got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign, with a blue moon in your eyes.
. When you woke up this morning, when you woke up this
morning, When you woke up this morning, you got yourself a gun.
“Short Fat-assed Woman in a Pant Suit”
With apologies to Flatt & Scruggs....
I don’ know... How ‘bout..
Do’n the butt?
The Hen House Five?
The Internationale.
Perfect! I like it....What are the words to it? If you don’t have any I’ll give it a shot.
Smiling Faces Sometimes - The Undisputed Truth
E. Presley’s “You Ain’t Nothin But a Hound dog”.
See your FReep mail.
No one suggested “Highway to Hell”??
Perhaps something along the lines of the Monkeys theme....
Here we come, walkin’
Down the street.
We get the funniest looks from
Ev’ry one we meet.
Hey, hey, we’re the Clintons
And people say we suck
But we know what we’re doin
Just try’in to steal your buck.
We go wherever we want to,
do what we like to do
We don’t have time to get restless,
There’s always somebody to screw.
Hey, hey, we’re the Clintons
And people say we suck.
But we know what we’re doin
Just try’in to steal your buck.
We’re just tryin’ to be friendly,
Come and watch the idiots play,
We’re the Liberal generation,
And we’ve got something to say.
Any time, Or anywhere,
Just look over your shoulder
Guess who’ll be standing there
Hey, hey, we’re the Clintons
And people say we suck.
But we know what we’re doin
Just try’in to steal your buck.
Witchy Woman
EEEvil woman (ELO, or Doobie Brothers)
Man, whatever did the French do to you?????? *\;-)
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