Well don't just sit there pounding away messages to the 'net on your computer's keyboard!
Hop on a sweaty horse with flaring nostrils while swinging a lantern and spread the word at the top of your lungs!
That would make quite a scene where I am... instant straight jacket...
“Hop on a sweaty horse with flaring nostrils while swinging a lantern and spread the word at the top of your lungs!’
LOL!