[Sleeping Beauty]

.. how do I get a job on Myth Busters??? that would have been my dream job when I was a kid.. I blew up all my GI Joes and Star Wars action figures with fireworks.. I learned it takes 3 bottle rockets to send a GI Joe flying hundreds of feet in the air..

We need someone like you running the DOD.

[Sensei Ern]

“.. how do I get a job on Myth Busters??? that would have been my dream job when I was a kid.. I blew up all my GI Joes and Star Wars action figures with fireworks.. I learned it takes 3 bottle rockets to send a GI Joe flying hundreds of feet in the air..
We need someone like you running the DOD.”

I can imagine:
“Here’s your gear, GI.”
“I am supposed to strap these three rockets to my back? This is NOT what I expected when I signed to be an Air Cav Recon Scout!”
“Welcome to the 103rd WB - Wile E. Coyotes.”