I’ve been trying to get into the States (legally of course) for years. No good deed(following US Law) goes unpunished I guess.
Heck, just go down and sign up as an illegal. At least you bothered to learn English, you know how to use a computer you're a conservative, and because you post at FR, you are intelligent. LOL
I am very sorry that you appear to be educated, law-abiding, and an English speaker. These are characteristics that our leftist politicians do not desire. The ability to think and support yourself are a killer. Learn to speak Spanish and join the Catholic Church we may be able to sneak you into the US in the Vatican mailbag.
Keep trying, we need you. Good luck.