Look up thread pinhead. Better yet, go back to the thread where all this started. Even better, I'm listening to your new found bestest buds, Fat Ted the Swimmer and Arlen Snarlin, you can get the jist of it over here:
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1835236/posts
Right up your alley! Ted says the water is warm, enjoy. Blackbird.