Laurie David: To Our Three Daughters ('Global Warming' for Kids from Limosine Liberals)

Yahoo! News ^ | May 12, 2007 | Laurie David

[2ndDivisionVet]

We hope that by the time you read this, the solutions to global warming will be well under way. You already know from living with us, how concerned we are about this problem. Sometimes, we go over board with our reactions to everyday annoyances like over -packaged products, leaving lights on in the room, taking too long a shower or leaving your chargers in the wall. We embarrass you when we glare at hummer drivers and or get emotional when we talk about drowning polar bears. But we do this because all of the things that we love and care about are at stake. We do this because we do not want the day to come when you ask us why we did not do more.

We want you to be able to enjoy snowy winters. We want you to be able to cool off between your sheets on summer nights. We want you to see the leaves change colors when they're supposed to. We want you to visit Yellowstone National Park and spot a bear. If you get a mosquito bite, we want it to itch, not carry a deadly disease. We don't want your generation to be the generation that is defined by mass species extinction. We want you to live in a world where we face the truth about our problems and do everything we can to solve them. We want you to grow up to be activists.

That's why we wrote our book, The Down-to-Earth Guide to Global Warming. It's for girls like you and yes, boys, too. The more people who understand global warming, the better chance we have at bringing about change -- change as individuals and change as a country. Change means accepting the fact that the way we are living is causing huge damage to our planet. Change means that once we accept that responsibility, doing everything in our power to correct our course. Change means hope, not despair. Once you understand global warming, you understand how much you can do to solve it. Time is of the essence...lets get started.

We love you so much,

Your mothers, Laurie David and Cambria Gordon

[boop]

She glares at Hummer drivers from her 2 mpg air-conditioned luxury tour bus traveling thousands of miles protesting global warming.

[Bommer]

Longer growing seasons / Less-destructive hurricanes / Milder winters in the Earth's coldest zones

And the best reason of all......

[D1X1E]

"...get emotional when we talk about drowning polar bears"

I doubt such a talk has ever taken place between these ladies? and their daughters. The comment made me laugh. I don't find drowning animals amusing, rather the phony, smugly superior, self-righteous tone of the comment. The appearance of concern is oh so important to liberals.

[Mr. Silverback]

Laurie David is married to Larry David, the comedy writer. She and Gordon aren’t lesbos, they’re just co-authors.

[Mr. Silverback]

Are these people the new version of the 60’s Hippies ??

Nope. Hippies could make good music.

[Bullish]

What a frikkin’ idiot she is.

[Mr. Silverback]

This Laurie David person needs her hubby to buy her a big vibrator!

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[erik22lax]

and so the brainwashing begins. the Davids’ are a disgrace. More hollywood elites with little brains big mouths and deep pockets. Seinfeld sucked anyway. Curb your enthusiasm was much better.

[honolulugal]

[wastedyears]

LOL!

[50mm]

Who is Laurie David and why should I care?

[beebuster2000]

“How is it possible that the Earth’s temperature is so highly correlated with brightness variations from Neptune? The news from Neptune comes to us just weeks after an article was published showing that Mars has warmed recently as well. “If nothing else, we have certainly learned recently that planets undergo changes in their mean temperature, and while we can easily blame human activity here on the Earth, blaming humans for the recent warming on Mars and Neptune would be an astronomical stretch, to say the least.”

[finnman69]

i’ll work on that addition