[M203M4]

Dead animals????? That sure would be interesting if there really were rumors about Joseph E Sandler and Howard Dean having sexual relations with dead animals.. I cannot understand for the life of me why these high profile Democrats would be engaging in such behavior (not to say that Democrats necessarily think there is anything with that - I would have to ask their opinions to know for sure what Democrats would think if Joseph E Sandler and Howard Dean are having sexual relations with dead animals.).

Good thing there are no such rumors, at least that I am aware of. It sure would be awkward asking if Democrats support necrophiliac bestiality as part of their party platform, or if they just personally support it.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

"My name is Howard Dean... and, yes, I AM going to enjoy a vigorous bout of hot, man-on-small-fuzzy-domesticated-animal degenerate pervo-sex with this very kitten, right here!"

[Gideon Reader]

On the other hand, lets take a more Jon Carry approach; a more, nuanced view.
If, and I say again, IF Messers Dean and Sandler are as the so far unsubstaniated rumors that have been circulating, have been having sex with dead animals, and the animals were not killed for that disgusting and purient purpose, or they are legally purchased or are roadkill, well then, to take a Democrat, a more European outlook,...
Who is hurt?
The animals are already dead, n’cest pas?
And one man’s love is one man’s love.
Vive la Mort, Vive amour.