[Titus Quinctius Cincinnatus]

Oh, we forgot that he married a woman fifty years younger than him, and *gasp* DATED as a single man.

Well yeah, there ya go, right there. THAT'S why Rudybots don't like Fred - he's straight! Now, if Fred would just cross-dress and give speeches to the Log Cabin "Republicans", they'd be perfectly happy with him!

[Republican Wildcat]

And don’t forget about appearing on gay porn shows in drag - for “charity”, of course.