[Dixie Yooper]

I didn’t realize that there was such a thing as Thanksgiving Day back when George Washington was alive. I know that Lincoln made it a national holiday.

[Old Professer]

Right after that, old Abe found it in his heart to bless Al Gore and still fit in a night at the theatre.

[mikrofon]

It seems you did learn something from this message, so the board was in fact used to “support education, research, scholarly communication” per the stated school policies...