Rudy’s biggest asset is his uncanny ability to (a) pucker-up, (b) kneel in obeisance, (c) stick his head up the backsides of voting blocs, and (d) pocket campaign contributions——all at the same time.
Rudy’s campaign gear includes reliable kneepads-—and a physician-on-call-—for emergency removals.
Giuliani is now getting pummeled by the mainstream press, Democrats and the Conservative Republicans. Any bets on how much longer he can stay in the race?