If you’re gonna do a “Your Mama’s So Fat...” joke, allow me to do a blonde joke:
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. “But, what happened to your other ear?”
“The jerk called back!”