Question 2: I like to be caring and compassionate a whole lot. I would love to see all moms so happy they weren't moms at all. Maybe mom would have been happy to have been not a mom until I messed things up and showed up.
I guess it means being a mom means catching a terrible disease of pregnancy. Just think if there were no more moms and earth could finally cure itself and cool off in peace.
Imagine! (Sounds like a good theme for a new song...)
Sounds to me as if your egg hatched in the warm sands along the Nile. You never knew your mom, did you? She's the 14-footer over on the left bank, grinning and hoping a warthog will swim by.