Posted on 05/02/2007 12:05:18 PM PDT by jdm
Yeah, and the old man still has it! How many other 50 year olds were out banging hotties half their ages. Women aren't attracted to a guy's looks, kid. It's all about self-confidence and the personal heat you're packing. At least Fred never played dress up and speaks with a lisp. Fred's a REAL man, not some cross-dressing New Yorker.
Unlike Rudy, Fred wears the pants in the family and stays out of his wife’s closet.
Is this crap really necessary?
Love this line.
If your whole post is from National Review’s KJL, I’m a little suprised...she has been praising Romney to the skies ever since he announced. Maybe she’s watching his poll numbers.
AND he isn't spending any money to get it!
>Unverfied Fred Thompson Facts
People have been e-mailing me Fred Thompson facts even though I've never made a claim to be the repository of Fred Thompson knowledge. I'd thought I'd share them with you, though I must warn you that these facts have not been triple verified like all the other Fred Thompson facts I've told you. Thus there is the possibility they are false and Fred Thompson will kill us all for reading them.
UNVERIFIED FRED THOMPSON FACTS
* Fred Thompson never has to stop at a traffic light because of a Homeland Security directive requiring all lights to turn green whenever he approaches.
* Fred Thompson eats shotgun shells for breakfast and craps 44 magnum bullets in the afternoon.
* Rosie O'Donnell insulted Fred Thompson so he morphed her into a reasonable, intelligent human being. After
that she joined the Republican Party, took Simon Cowell for a lover and replaced Michelle Malkin as a contributor on Bill O'Reilly show.
* Does a bear @#$% in the woods? Only with signed notarized permission in triplicate from Fred Thompson.
* When Fred Thompson empties his pistol at the firing range, it reloads itself out of respect. * When Fred Thompson gave blood in Alaska, it fulfilled the Red Cross's entire quota for 6 months.
* Fred Thompson is part man, part machine. Underneath, he has a hyper-alloy combat chassis - micro processor-controlled, fully armored. Very tough.
* Fred Thompson uses a .357 Magnum as a remote control.
* Fred Thompson's carbon footprint is the size of the Yukon.
* Fred Thompson once opened a stuck jar of pickles by winking at it.
* Nuclear reactor coolant fills Fred Thompson's hot tub.
* There are only 2 things in life that are certain - Death and Fred Thompson.
* Fred Thompson flosses his teeth with a straight razor.
* Fred Thompson eats lightning and craps thunder.
* Fred Thompson uses a machine gun as a back scratcher.
* If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Fred Thompson loading his shotgun.
* Waldo is hiding because of Fred Thompson.
* The Ultimate Fighting Championship is based on Fred Thompson's playground history.
* Fred Thompson reheats leftovers by staring at them.
* Fred Thompson uses high octane gasoline as mouthwash.
* Fred Thompson can see the American flag on the moon.
* Fred Thompson can throw a 95-mph fastball ……. with his foot.
* Fred Thompson uses the St. Louis Arch as a hand exerciser.
* Fred Thompson's steely glare will soften steel.
* Fred Thompson's gravely voice will often start brush fires.
* Fred Thompson runs a 4 minute mile in 42 seconds.
* Any stop signal that turns red when Fred Thompson approaches is immediately sent to the factory for reprogramming.
* When Fred Thompson goes fishing, fish swim to the dock and volunteer to fill his limit.
* Tides flow in and tides flow out unless Fred Thompson wants to take his kids to the beach.
* Harry Reid insulted Fred Thompson and was instantly transformed into a one dimensional cartoon cutout
poster.
* A Homeland Security directive requires all Airlines to keep a First class seat available to every city in the United States just in case Fred Thompson wants to go there.
* Abraham Lincoln once said, "You can fool some of the people some of the time, and some of the people all of the time, but you can never fool Fred Thompson."
Don't apoligize! I agree with you! I see Fred Thompson as the epitome of a Southern Gentleman, tough with folks who need it, gracious to all others. That is not wussy, it is class.
Sounds like Fred might be Chuch Norris’ bro?
There's enough good men in the field and waiting in the wings to whip the Democrat's butts. I believe we might even take back the House and Senate.
Can't believe that Americans will stand by and watch our great country belittled by these traitorous wusses.
Chuch=Chuck
From the sound of those unverified facts, he can chew nails and spit out BBs.
‘nuther email to you.
oakie doakie
Thompson Analysis from Britain: [Kathryn Jean Lopez]
The talk surrounding a Thompson candidacy is more a sign of Republican discontent with the current slate of candidates than genuine enthusiasm for what he could bring to the race. While he may shortly jump in the ring, he is unlikely to trouble the leading contenders.
If a vacuous British word-smith creature of the night were escorted around the bars of Boston, would their Herculean leap across the bar to place their muzzle under the tap at the first pub that had Guinness indicate their genuine enthusiasm for the stout, or just be the result of their discontent with the choices on tap at all of the places they had tippled in up until then?
I would add celebrity status and mucho money to the list too.
My problem is not with those who say positive things about Giuliani. My problem is with those who call me a Hillary supporter when I dare point out facts about his record, and say I can’t vote for him.
My problem is not even with those who want to bet the farm on a candidate several different GOP constituencies can’t support — even though that is an objectively risky bet that may negatively affect all of us! My problem is with those who plan to throw those dice, but pre-emptively blame others in the likely case that their own gamble doesn’t pay off.
What's the name of this site?
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