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To: Moonman62; Oystir

>> but he looks old and tired to me

> Fred has a pretty young wife and young children. Either that’s making him look tired or he’s not as old and tired as you think.

Reminds me of the joke about the guy visiting his Dad in the nursing home. He sees this real decrepit old codger shuffling at an energetic pace down the hall, and says “You’re doing pretty good there, fella. To what do you attribute your longevity?”

“Well, says the codger, I smoked 4 packs of cigarettes a day, drank a bottle of bourbon every evening, had wild sex parties all the time, and only slept two hours a night.”

“My gosh,” says the young man. “That is amazing for an 80-year old man!”

“80 years old?!” says the codger, “...why, I’m only 38.”


351 posted on 05/01/2007 7:54:53 PM PDT by XEHRpa
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To: XEHRpa

That’s actually a true story about Keith Richards.


366 posted on 05/01/2007 8:18:52 PM PDT by Moonman62 (The issue of whether cheap labor makes America great should have been settled by the Civil War.)
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