Yeah, poor Alan, I felt kinda sorry for him, sitting there on the sidelines, watching history unfolding right before his liberal eyes. :-)
Even *he* felt Fred’s ‘destiny’/’fate’/’karma’/’calling’—
that’s why he was trying so hard to get the Toe Sucker to
confirm that Hillary is still queen bee for the next election
[insert toilet flushing sound here].
I’ve always called Morris “the little weasel” because he looks and sounds the part. However, “toe sucker” has a nice ring to it. Henceforth, I shall dub Morris “little toe-sucking weasel.” Maybe some enterprising Freeper Photoshopper could meld Morris with the sporkweasel. Then he becomes the “little toe-sucking sporkweasel.”
I didn’t watch the rest of H&C, but it sounds like Fred left Colmes and Morris sputtering.
Which delights me.