How about: "Every time the Democrats defeat a Republican, the rest of the Republicans start trying to be Democrats."
Of course, since 1995 or thereabouts, the Republicans have been acting like Democrats anyway.
Btw, you did notice that the article was a satire? They really ought to print satire in a different font or something, because it really is hard to distinguish satire from reality when Harry Reid is involved.
Yes, I did realize it was satire.
However, I though the word “scrappleface” does describe him.
Well, I’m no beauty either. LOL