True story:
I was taking care of some insurance business with my agent whose business was located near a “psychic’s” shop.
A pair of younger guys come in and ask the receptionist if she knows how to contact the psychic or when she would be open for business.
The receptionist replies that she had no contact info nor did she the hours of operation.
The more sceptical of the two guys turns to the other and says with a perfectly straight face, “Maybe we should go find another fortune teller. This one’s not too good, she didn’t know we were coming.”
The going to ban the Horoscope from appearing in the Inquirer?