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H/T to Drudge for the Image.....
I wish..
Harry: Chuckie, I think Im going to crap out. How much money do we have left?
Chuckie: Were tapped out. But dont worry, we'll get the American people to cover you. (Now on cell phone) Hello, the Times? Harry has just rolled the dice and he thinks he just crapped out. What can you do for us?