[Dixie Yooper]

I suggest we immediately send Al Gore on a space shuttle to investigate.

A space shuttle would leave too big of a carbon footprint. Better if we send him in a one man Mercury capsule.

[Waverunner]

No - we need to send him with a documentary team
Lauria David, Michael Moore, Bil Moyers, Dan Rather
and some Senators with proconsular power such as
Kerry, Kennedy, and Schumer