[michigander]

But she would always send us to the peach tree out back to select a suitable switch if she caught any of us repeating such language.

Gee, whenever I was told to 'go get something for me to beat you with' I always just tore the coner off a peice of paper and said wail away. LOL!

[rbmillerjr]

“Gee, whenever I was told to ‘go get something for me to beat you with’ I always just tore the coner off a peice of paper and said wail away.”

When I was younger I hid under the bed.
When I was older I ran down the street.