“. I hear that Scottsdale is pretty sweet. What can you tell me about it?”
Well, it is a deeply conservative bastion...nice weather(summertime notwithstanding)
Your next door neighbor actually cares about the welfare of your familily......Kinda like an Ozzie and Harriet throughback : )
Well, if I ever decide to leave Texas — WHICH IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY — I’ll definitely keep that in mind. Until then, I’ll just be hanging out here. In case you ever need me.