Donkey wipe.
That makes sense.
There's plenty of Scripture concerning actual human fecal matter, including passages describing the application of human fecal matter to the face of hypocrites. Would you like me to quote the specific citations?
If God Himself can call hypocrites "sh*t-faces", I think that Jim Robinson can probably get away with calling a Jack-Boot like Quidnunc "asswipe" on his own Forum.
Goodbye, Quidnunc. Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish.