[Signalman]

I just got a haircut today, and I gave my barber 20 bucks, which included the tip.

Wow, 400 dollars for a haircut. What does the Breck Girl’s “stylist” spray on his hair, liquid gold?

[DUMBGRUNT]

I gave my barber 20 bucks, which included the tip

What's the correct tip for a $400 haircut?

[Onelifetogive]

What does the Breck Girl’s “stylist” spray on his hair, liquid gold?

Ewwwwwww!

[GovernmentShrinker]

To be fair, though, your barber would probably charge at least 5 times that to give a haircut on a house call basis, maybe more. Because with the time it takes to gather up all the necessary materials, and travel to and from the client’s location, he could have done at least 5 haircuts in his shop.