That's what fits in the box. FReepers like their world to be one dimensional and predictable. Unfortunately, the world just isn't that way.
Yup, we're all just a bunch of unsophisticated ignoramuses out here. Dumb as a box of cheese whiz. That's us.
About the only thing we have going for us is that we don't spend countless hours on a website full of people we have nothing but contempt for. Aside from that, we're nothing but a bunch of simple-minded rubes.