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There was nothing about the 7AM discovery of murder that warranted "Red Alert".

How about an armed murderer on the loose, last seen on campus? Oh that's right, Chief Wiggum "assumed" it was domestic, "assumed" it was minor, "assumed" it was secure, "assumed" said killer left the state.

These guys are supposed to be the experts and ready for all scenarios, not just pick one and go with it. They know they f-ed up bigtime, hence all the mumbly double-speak at the press conferences. My guess is the VA Tech prez was tired of the bad PR from the prior shooting last fall and the bomb threats. He wanted to minimize the double murder and pretend it was business as usual. The clean up crew (cops) went along.

We had a "you may all go home now" firedrill at work one day because a "domestic dispute" involved a guy who parked his girlfriend's car in the basement garage with the trunk full of dynamite.

Just because you see dead bodies around doesn't mean the killer is done with you.

How about...

OK. You guys win. Someone must be blamed right now!!!

As always, Geraldo has reported all we need to know to lynch someone. We let those Duke guys slip through our fingers....not again!! Lets ruin them publicly, then..the rope!!