To tell you the truth, I think that the process that they have for telling ages is bogus, I really get a kick when I read that something is 2 or 3 million years old, scientist are such guessers.
That's fair enough, you have every right to believe anything you want to believe, regardless of the evidence.
But what I object to is you making false, and possibly dishonest, claims about what the evidence suggests. I'm about 99% sure your elephant story is made up out of whole cloth (either by you or by Mr. Lindsay) and I'm still waiting for you to justify or (at the very least) adequately cite your assertion.