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Burglar captured after losing leg
Daily Bulletin ^ | 4/10/07

Posted on 04/10/2007 6:51:19 PM PDT by NormsRevenge

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1 posted on 04/10/2007 6:51:20 PM PDT by NormsRevenge
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Can we assume he probalby won’t take the Gold in an @ss-kicking contest, either?


2 posted on 04/10/2007 6:53:45 PM PDT by digger48
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well, an islamic punishment would include lopping off the leg [the remaining one] which carried the scoundrel around, and then the hands which did evil. I’d think that lopping off the leg could be enough.


3 posted on 04/10/2007 6:54:28 PM PDT by GSlob
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Poor guy, didn’t have a leg to stand on.


4 posted on 04/10/2007 6:54:58 PM PDT by Chena
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I waited for it ............... FRegards


5 posted on 04/10/2007 6:56:13 PM PDT by gonzo (I'm not confused anymore. Now I'm sure we have to completely destroy Islam, and FAST!!)
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To: NormsRevenge
A second man fled the scene and was not in custody.

Great partner.

6 posted on 04/10/2007 6:57:04 PM PDT by SIDENET (Now selling carbon offsets. Get some today!)
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To: NormsRevenge

There has to be a punchline here, but can’t think of one.


7 posted on 04/10/2007 6:57:49 PM PDT by Eastbound
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Gives a whole new meaning to the term ‘fled on foot’.


8 posted on 04/10/2007 6:58:42 PM PDT by Non-Sequitur (Save Fredericksburg. Support CVBT.)
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The criminal with both legs is still on the run.


9 posted on 04/10/2007 6:58:52 PM PDT by small voice in the wilderness ( Bumper sticker idea: Hillary/Obama Nation '08. Let the desolation begin)
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To: gonzo

It just had to be said. ;)


10 posted on 04/10/2007 6:59:30 PM PDT by Chena
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Whew! From the title and the first half of the first sentence, I was expecting to read that one of his natural legs was actually ripped off by the chain somehow. Glad the story wasn't THAT bloody!

But what an ijit! Next time he should use some Fixodent or sumpthin'.

11 posted on 04/10/2007 6:59:45 PM PDT by LibWhacker
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Shucks- just reading the title, I thought he had the leg cut off when trying to steal the atm machine.


12 posted on 04/10/2007 7:00:08 PM PDT by petercooper ("Daisy-cutters trump a wiretap anytime." - Nicole Gelinas - 02-10-04)
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I don’t suppose it would have helped him escape if his partner had given him a hand.


13 posted on 04/10/2007 7:00:33 PM PDT by Chena
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“I don’t suppose it would have helped him escape if his partner had given him a hand.”

NO! He’d have to give him a leg-up! .............. FRegards


14 posted on 04/10/2007 7:02:45 PM PDT by gonzo (I'm not confused anymore. Now I'm sure we have to completely destroy Islam, and FAST!!)
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poetic justice,, a dead end street, for him anyway.. it’s a jungle out there sad to say


15 posted on 04/10/2007 7:02:47 PM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi ...... BumP'n'Run 'Right-Wing Extremist' since 2001 ... My profile is on FiRe!)
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These guys apparently did not do good research - most if not all ATMs stolen in this manner over the years are found later abandonded with all the money still inside.

One must be prepaired to crack a safe (internal and very secure) after making off with the ATM box itself - usually bolted to the floor.


16 posted on 04/10/2007 7:03:26 PM PDT by Bobibutu
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I.....can’t.....quit......laughing! Leg fall off. Hysterical.


17 posted on 04/10/2007 7:06:10 PM PDT by pepperdog (This world has gone crazy!)
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LOL Glad to see someone got my feeble attempt at humor. ;)


18 posted on 04/10/2007 7:07:01 PM PDT by Chena
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To: Chena; martin_fierro; bert; Liz; speedy; Rennes Templar; NormsRevenge; gonzo

“failed to escape capture when his prosthetic leg fell off.”


The best-legged plans of mice and men....


19 posted on 04/10/2007 7:07:37 PM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (Public Employees: Honor Your Oaths! Defend the Constitution from Enemies--Foreign and Domestic!)
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To: NormsRevenge

Don’t worry, he won’t get far on foot.


20 posted on 04/10/2007 7:11:00 PM PDT by Loyalist (Social justice isn't; social studies aren't; social work doesn't.)
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