“Well, I believe in the soul, the co**, the pu***,
the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch,
that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone.
I believe there ought to be a Constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.
I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, WET kisses that last three days.
Goodnight.”
-Crash Davis in “Bull Durham” (Curse Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon for being left wing nutjobs and ruining my favorite movie)
“My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.”
-Maximus “Gladiator”
Great ones brothers4thID.