666? You’re the devil.
Bart: Mornin’, ma’am. And isn’t it a lovely mornin’?
Elderly woman: Up yours, nigger.
And later: Sorry about the “up yours, nigger.”
One from Smokey and the Bandit my dad always told me, “There is no way, NO way that you came from my loins. The first thing I’m gonna do when I get home is punch your momma in the mouth. “