[Tanniker Smith]

paraphrasing

"Now what would you be doing with a gun?"
"I work for the Treasury Department."
"Oh. Well have a good night."
"That's it? I have a gun and you just walk away? What kind of police do you have in this town?"
"You said you worked for the Treasury Department."
"How do you know that I'm not lying?"
"Nobody would make up a lie like that."

[atomicweeder]

Here's my favorite three -- see if anyone can guess them.

"Hey, look mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere."

"John Wayne was a fag!"

"Well...you can do what you want to us but we won't sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America."

[fatima]

Heeheee oh stop.