[mylife]

Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one .45 caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days concentrated emergency raisons; one drug issue containing: antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair a nylon stockings. Shoot, a fellah could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff. ~Major T J Kong

Dr Strangelove

[KarlInOhio]

Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human beings if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelings about nuclear combat. - Major Kong, Dr. Strangelove

(and just about every other line from Dr. Strangelove).

Everybody loves Menudo, and you knoooooow that! -Tapeheads