To: SkiKnee
Oz has a bunch. lol
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
The Great and Powerful Oz has spoken.
1,451 posted on
04/07/2007 5:45:25 PM PDT by
kalee
(The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)
To: kalee
Clouseau: Does your dog bite?
Clerk: No.
Clouseau reaches to pet dog. Dog bites Clousea on hand.
Clousear:(Holding wounded hand) I thought you said your dog doesn't bite.
Clerk:That is not my dog.
1,513 posted on
04/10/2007 7:20:22 PM PDT by
gitmo
(From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
To: kalee
Dr. Frankenstein: I thought that hump was on the other shoulder.
Long long pause.
Igor: What hump?
1,516 posted on
04/10/2007 7:22:06 PM PDT by
gitmo
(From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)
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