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To: SkiKnee

Oz has a bunch. lol

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
The Great and Powerful Oz has spoken.

1,451 posted on 04/07/2007 5:45:25 PM PDT by kalee (The offenses we give, we write in the dust; Those we take, we write in marble. JHuett)

To: kalee

Clouseau: Does your dog bite?

Clerk: No.

Clouseau reaches to pet dog. Dog bites Clousea on hand.

Clousear:(Holding wounded hand) I thought you said your dog doesn't bite.

Clerk:That is not my dog.

1,513 posted on 04/10/2007 7:20:22 PM PDT by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)

To: kalee

Dr. Frankenstein: I thought that hump was on the other shoulder.

Long long pause.

Igor: What hump?

1,516 posted on 04/10/2007 7:22:06 PM PDT by gitmo (From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put.)

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