Lancey Howard: "Gets down to what it's all about, doesn't it? Making the wrong move at the right time."
Cincinnati Kid: "Is that what it's all about?"
Lancey Howard: "Like life, I guess. You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around you're second best. You might as well learn to live with it."
Edward G. Robinson as Lancey Howard
WOW! What knockers!
Vi zank you dokter..
Young Frankenstein
"Just smile and wave, boys. Smile and wave."
"In my country, they would go crazy for these two. This one... not so much..."
My Dad had a bit part in a movie once. The eminently forgettable “Indian Runner.” He appears twice on camera, very briefly each time. He had one line in one of the scenes. Handled it fine, but the geniuses in the studio overdubbed him. So, when I watch the movie it’s someone else’s voice coming out of his mouth. :-) Oh well, at least he’s holding a shotgun in the other one. ;-)
"He's so crooked he can eat soup with a corkscrew"
Of the many lines in Little Big Man that I liked, my favorite comes from a scene where Old Lodge Skins is discussing his new wife with Dustin Hoffman’s character(If I remember the scene right)-
“She also has a very soft skin. The only trouble with snake women is they copulate with horses, which makes them strange to me. She says she doesn’t. That’s why I call her “Doesn’t Like Horses”. But, of course, she’s lying.”
“Because it’s judgement that defeats us.”
and
“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.”
can anyone guess? and no googling, I’m watching!
I get rousted out of my sleep sometimes when Nature calls. I find there’s something frightening ‘bout that hour of the night ‘cause there ain’t no foolin’ yourself ‘bout what you done or what you hadn’t done with your life.
I regret trifling with married women, I’m thoroughly ashamed at cheating at cards, I deplore my occasional departures from the truth, Forgive me for taking your name in vain, my Saturday drunkenness, my Sunday Sloth. Above all, forgive me for the men I’ve killed in anger, and those I am about to...
You’re either a part of the problem, part of the solution or part of the landscape.
It’s a funny thing, no matter how low you sink there’s still a right and wrong.... and you always end up choosing. You can go one way so you can try to live with yourself. You can go the other and still be walking around..... but you’re dead and you don’t know it.
You gonna pull them pistols or whistle dixie?
What do you expect us to die of, old age?
There is no normal life. There’s just life.
The devil has come to Tsavo.
Ah, hell. We played a rough game... and we lost.
She’s alive Frank. The snakes dead.
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.
It took me three hours to figure out that FU meant Felix Unger.
It is your corrupt we claim......With every breath, we shall hunt them down.
Oh I’ll remember it joe. That’s about all I’m going to do the rest of my life is go around remembering your name.
I am completely out of ammo... that’s never happened to me before.
Gabriel Feraud: I knew a man who was stabbed to death by a woman, gave him the surprise of his life.
Laura: I once knew a woman who was beaten to death by a man. I don’t think it surprised her at all.
There they are. Quotes form most of my favorite movies. Anyone that can name them all wins the internet.
-- Breaker Morant
They just killed Superman, let's get 'em? OOOOO K. You go first.
I love the smell of napalm in the
morning. It smells like ... victory.
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Today's FEEBLE
YOKE:
All of his life George, a blond male from Newfoundland had heard stories of a family tradition. It seems that his father and grandfather had been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday. On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat club for their first legal drink.
So when George's 21st birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a boat out to the middle of the lake. George stepped out of the boat and nearly drowned! Corky just managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, George went to see his grandmother. "Grandma, it's my 21st birthday, so why can't I walk across the lake like my father and his father before him?"
Granny looked into George's big blue eyes and said, "Because, you dumb ass, your father, grandfather and great grandfather were born in January, you were born in July."
Chicago CUBS 2007 Schedule
“There’s still some good left in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it’s worth fighting for!”
Samwise (Sean Austin) in “Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers”
Robert Stack: "Do you know what it's like to be lying face down in the mud, being kicked in the head with a steel toe boot? No! Of course not. No one does. It never happens."
Later on...
Air traffic controller: "Shouldn't we put the landing strip lights on now?!"
Robert Stack: "No! That's just what they'll be expecting."
From the movie, *Cool Hand Luke* with Paul Newman
Now Luke, You gotta get your mind right.....
You run away once, you get one set of Chains,
You run away twice, you get two set of Chains,
You ain’t gonna run away a third time....
Love to Our Troops !
