~Favorite Movie Quotes ~Tell us your favorite movie lines.Freeper Canteen 4-5-07

[fatima]

~Favorite Movie Quotes ~

(”...But if you threaten to extend your violence, this Earth of yours will be reduced to a burned-out cinder. Your choice is simple. Join us and live in peace, or pursue your present course and face obliteration. We shall be waiting for your answer. The decision rests with you.”)

(”It started - for me, it started - last Thursday, in response to an urgent message from my nurse, I hurried home from a medical convention I’d been attending. At first glance, everything looked the same. It wasn’t. Something evil had taken possession of the town...”)(”Help! Wait! Stop. Stop and listen to me!...These people who’re coming after me are not human!...Look, you fools. You’re in danger. Can’t you see? They’re after you. They’re after all of us. Our wives, our children, everyone. They’re here already. YOU’RE NEXT!”)

(”It’s sad when a mother has to speak the words that condemn her own son. I couldn’t allow them to believe that I would commit murder. They’ll put him away now, as I should have, years ago. He was always bad and in the end, he intended to tell them I killed those girls and that man. As if I could do anything except just sit and stare, like one of his stuffed birds. Oh, they know I can’t even move a finger and I won’t. I’ll just sit here and be quiet, just in case they do suspect me. They’re probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I’m not even gonna swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They’ll see. They’ll see and they’ll know and they’ll say, ‘Why, she wouldn’t even harm a fly.’”)

”(”...So we formed ourselves into tight groups...the idea was, the shark comes to the nearest man and he starts poundin’ and hollerin’ and screamin’. Sometimes the shark go away. Sometimes he wouldn’t go away. Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya, right into your eyes. Y’know, the thing about a shark, he’s got lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eyes. When he comes after ya, he doesn’t seem to be livin’ until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white, and then - aww, then you hear that terrible high-pitch screamin’, the ocean turns red, and in spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’, they all come in and rip ya to pieces...”)

(”As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States...Even before I first wandered into the cabstand for an after-school job, I knew I wanted to be a part of them. It was there that I knew that I belonged. To me, it meant being somebody in a neighborhood that was full of nobodies. They weren’t like anybody else. I mean, they did whatever they wanted. They double-parked in front of a hydrant and nobody ever gave them a ticket. In the summer when they played cards all night, nobody ever called the cops”)

(”So that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money. There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Don’t you know that? And here ya are, and it’s a beautiful day. Well, I just don’t understand it.”)

(”Look! The moonlight shows us for what we really are! We are not among the living so we cannot die, but neither are we dead! For too long I’ve been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I’ve been starving to death and haven’t died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea, nor the warmth of a woman’s flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. You’re in one!”)

[ChessExpert]

I’m probably overly impressed because this is a new movie. But a word to the wise: don’t go to Sparta, diss the queen, and threaten the king.

“THIS IS Sparta!”

300

[fatima]

Thanks PhatHead.

[HoosierHawk]

From 48 Hours

Luther: [at the garage where Reggie's car has been stored] I'm here to pick up my car.

Garage Attendant: Name?

Luther: Hammond... Reggie Hammond.

Garage Attendant: [looks at the ticket stub] This ticket's three years old!

Luther: Yeah... I've been BUSY!

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

AAAHHH San Diego... which means “a Whales Vagina”(anchorman)

[reg45]

Mel Brooks:

"Springtime for Hitler"

[gitmo]

SHREK

[Shrek bursts into Fionas and Farquads wedding]

Lord Farquad: Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?

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Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy!

[nose grows]

Captain of Guards: Five schillings for the possessed toy. Take it away!

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[The seven dwarves have placed Snow White in the table]

Shrek: Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table!.

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GINGERBREAD MAN: No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!

FARQUAAD: Alright, then. Who's hiding them?

GINGERBREAD MAN: Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know...the muffin man?

Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?

Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.

Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?

Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man--

Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?!?

Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!

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[about Snow White]

Magic Mirror: Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.

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Donkey: I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.

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Lord Farquaad: Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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Donkey: You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.

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[The dragon has eaten Lord Farquad and spits out his crown] Donkey: Celebrity marriages; they never last, do they?

[fatima]

Heere’s Jack:)

[Family Guy]

For what do we live but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn. - Mr. Bennett in Pride and Prejudice

[Tanniker Smith]

Way over 100 posts and nothing from "The Wizard of Oz"!

Hmmm, and we just had that on a couple of nights ago. (And I've been buying a lot of food at McDonald's, too.)

IRL, many threats get, particularly if they come across waaay more seriously than I meant them to, followed up with (cackle, cue the voice) "... and you're little dog, too!"

[groanup]

"Elk don't know how many feet a horse have!"

Will Geer teaching Jeremiah Johnson to hunt elk from behind a horse.

[Ol' Sox]

Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: "You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section."

Shaldeen: "Why is that?"

Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: "Because you could melt all dis stuff."

My Blue Heaven, 1990

[fatima]

:)Thanks MarineBrat.No clue what movie that is.

[atomicweeder]

Here's my favorite three -- see if anyone can guess them.

"Hey, look mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere."

"John Wayne was a fag!"

"Well...you can do what you want to us but we won't sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America."

[LibFreeOrDie]

Hawkins: I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there’s been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.

[fatima]

Thanks absalom01:)

[Silly]

“There’s no point to living in America unless you drive a Dodge Challenger.”

— from “Death Proof” (part two of “Grindhouse”)

[jws3sticks]

Animal House:

Chip Diller: Thank you sir, may I have another?!

Here's the actual clip;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKpKSZGSkuo

I like it so much, I have it announce new email, like "You've got mail" on AOL. It always surprise visitors who know know. Fun, too.

[fatima]

Thanks Finny.

[Tanniker Smith]

“We thought you was a toad.”

[Silly]

“Just because it happened to you doesn’t make it interesting. “

— Search and Destroy, 1995