~Favorite Movie Quotes ~Tell us your favorite movie lines.Freeper Canteen 4-5-07

[ChessExpert]

I’m probably overly impressed because this is a new movie. But a word to the wise: don’t go to Sparta, diss the queen, and threaten the king.

“THIS IS Sparta!”

300

[fatima]

Thanks PhatHead.

[HoosierHawk]

From 48 Hours

Luther: [at the garage where Reggie's car has been stored] I'm here to pick up my car.

Garage Attendant: Name?

Luther: Hammond... Reggie Hammond.

Garage Attendant: [looks at the ticket stub] This ticket's three years old!

Luther: Yeah... I've been BUSY!

[TheRedSoxWinThePennant]

AAAHHH San Diego... which means “a Whales Vagina”(anchorman)

[reg45]

Mel Brooks:

"Springtime for Hitler"

[gitmo]

SHREK

[Shrek bursts into Fionas and Farquads wedding]

Lord Farquad: Now really, it's rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?

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Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy!

[nose grows]

Captain of Guards: Five schillings for the possessed toy. Take it away!

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[The seven dwarves have placed Snow White in the table]

Shrek: Oh, no no no no. Dead broad OFF the table!.

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GINGERBREAD MAN: No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!

FARQUAAD: Alright, then. Who's hiding them?

GINGERBREAD MAN: Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know...the muffin man?

Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?

Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.

Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?

Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man--

Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?!?

Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN!!!

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[about Snow White]

Magic Mirror: Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy.

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Donkey: I just know, before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy. Look at my eye twitchin'.

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Lord Farquaad: Some of you may die, but its a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

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Donkey: You cut me deep, Shrek. You cut me real deep just now.

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[The dragon has eaten Lord Farquad and spits out his crown] Donkey: Celebrity marriages; they never last, do they?

[fatima]

Heere’s Jack:)

[Family Guy]

For what do we live but to make sport for our neighbors, and laugh at them in our turn. - Mr. Bennett in Pride and Prejudice

[Tanniker Smith]

Way over 100 posts and nothing from "The Wizard of Oz"!

Hmmm, and we just had that on a couple of nights ago. (And I've been buying a lot of food at McDonald's, too.)

IRL, many threats get, particularly if they come across waaay more seriously than I meant them to, followed up with (cackle, cue the voice) "... and you're little dog, too!"

[groanup]

"Elk don't know how many feet a horse have!"

Will Geer teaching Jeremiah Johnson to hunt elk from behind a horse.

[Ol' Sox]

Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: "You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section."

Shaldeen: "Why is that?"

Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: "Because you could melt all dis stuff."

My Blue Heaven, 1990

[fatima]

:)Thanks MarineBrat.No clue what movie that is.

[atomicweeder]

Here's my favorite three -- see if anyone can guess them.

"Hey, look mister, we serve hard drinks in here for men who want to get drunk fast. And we don't need any characters around to give the joint atmosphere."

"John Wayne was a fag!"

"Well...you can do what you want to us but we won't sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America."

[LibFreeOrDie]

Hawkins: I’ve got it! I’ve got it! The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true! Right?
Griselda: Right. But there’s been a change: they broke the chalice from the palace!
Hawkins: They *broke* the chalice from the palace?
Griselda: And replaced it with a flagon.
Hawkins: A flagon...?
Griselda: With the figure of a dragon.
Hawkins: Flagon with a dragon.
Griselda: Right.
Hawkins: But did you put the pellet with the poison in the vessel with the pestle?
Griselda: No! The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon! The vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true!
Hawkins: The pellet with the poison’s in the flagon with the dragon; the vessel with the pestle has the brew that is true.
Griselda: Just remember that.

[fatima]

Thanks absalom01:)

[Silly]

“There’s no point to living in America unless you drive a Dodge Challenger.”

— from “Death Proof” (part two of “Grindhouse”)

[jws3sticks]

Animal House:

Chip Diller: Thank you sir, may I have another?!

Here's the actual clip;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKpKSZGSkuo

I like it so much, I have it announce new email, like "You've got mail" on AOL. It always surprise visitors who know know. Fun, too.

[fatima]

Thanks Finny.

[Tanniker Smith]

“We thought you was a toad.”

[Silly]

“Just because it happened to you doesn’t make it interesting. “

— Search and Destroy, 1995