Posted on 04/04/2007 5:00:04 PM PDT by fatima
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WooHooo you hit 1,500 :)
Dare I ask...is that good or bad???
It’s good freepertoo:)
"Arthur, It's time for you to go up".
"Auh, that's easy for you to say, you don't have a closet full of short pants; by the way, did I introduce you to Princess Gloria?"
AAAAAAAAAAh, you’re a hedge!
Oops, I think we turned this into the favorite Arthur lines thread! Oh, what the heck...
“This is a goner...”
Arthur" Yes, I'd like another scotch. Susan, would like another fish"
“Arthur, take my hand.”
“That would leave you with one!”
Um, we’re gonna get yelled at you, you know, fedupjohn! :-D
Now this if fun, ready for round two?
We’ll eat some cheap disgusting sandwiches....
Hooker: "So what do you do for a living?"
Arthur: "I race cars, play tennis and fondle women, but I am my own boss and I do have weekends off"
Clerk: No.
Clouseau reaches to pet dog. Dog bites Clousea on hand.
Clousear:(Holding wounded hand) I thought you said your dog doesn't bite.
Clerk:That is not my dog.
What if I just...and this is just hypothetical...what if I just make her...cranky?
Now, that’s funny! :-D
Long long pause.
Igor: What hump?
"I guess you'll just break both me legs for that"
I went to sleep laughing "just cause I think silly things"
Sorry I couldn't help myself...enjoy your evening.
"I'm the Anti-Christ. You got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never seen evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who killed you."
It’s Big Boo-TAY!
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