“When it comes to haughty ingratitude, they’re easily as bad as the French!”
Quoi?
I wave my private parts at your auntie you English bedwetting type.
I blow my nose at you and call your comment a silly thing.
I burst my pimples at you!
I fart in your general direction!
And if you think you’ve had a good taunting this time, just come back and I’ll make pincushions out of your head and castinets out of your testicles already!
Phhhhht!
Phhhhhhhhhhhhht!