However you want to look at it.
I think we need to (sorry about the cliche) "think outside the box".
Look, as long as no one is forcing me to buy products I don't want...and as long as there are companies out there who want to get rich providing me with products I do want...
...who cares what the go juice is called?
You are missing the point. This defies basic physics. It is designed entirely to prey on people who are overly hopeful, like, no offense, yourself. It is basic physics that is defied here.