Clearly, you need to lay off the booze. Posting while drunk is NOT a good idea!
Oy, my mistake. I did not grasp quickly enough that you are a child or a puerile adolescent. Isn't there a special place for you? School? Juvenile Detention?
Obviously you lack the IQ to make it in the military. I got it! The DU could use someone just like you. You would fit right in, if you have not already done so.
Don't bother to respond. I will no longer waste my time with your childishness.