You should go try to get your time and money back, because it was a waste otherwise, big guy. This is the big leageus, and you are still siting on the bench at some hicktown beer league softball game, hoping someone will share a sip of their bud light with you.
At my age, I would love to get back time that has passed, but let's leave that to science fiction. (You can tell the difference, I hope). Also note that we have cities in the Midwest. Mine happens to be Chicago (MSA = 7+ million). One thing schooling and good old Midwest experience has taught me is that there is little point in trying to reason with people who cannot reason, much less define the word.
Finally, I prefer a single malt Islay Scotch to beer. If Hillary loses (to ANY Republican POTUS candidate) I will splurge on a bottle of Lagavulin. If Hillary wins (against any candidate you don't fully approve of) you owe me a case of Lagavulin so I can drown my sorrows and prepare for the onslaught. That will be a very small price to pay for your ignorance and moral vanity.