They should have given the English marines night sticks just like the bobbies in London used to carry around. Then they should have been dressed up like the caper cops from the 1920's comedies, they might have been able to laugh their way out of this situation. We have arrived at a situation where high farce governed by Monty Python Rules patrols a major world flash point.
Slick Willi gave our troops in Macedonia,
guns but no bullets and a squad was captured.Something about Marxists