[Billthedrill]

Their king, Xerxes, was bearded and sat on a throne high above the battle; he wasn’t, as in the movie, bald and sexually ambiguous, and he didn’t prance around the killing field.

Well ruin the whole movie for me, willya? I bet he didn't have an iPod either. Dang historians...

[IrishMike]

I bet he didn't have an iPod either.
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Or most of the cast having Irish accents like that dud 'Alexander'.