Possible headlines in the morning.
5. West Viginians ally with manbearpig - stock Gore
4. Algore refuses to leave large Co2 producing home
3. Algore eats Senate
2. Boxer manipulates gavel; has Gorgasm
1. CNN,Msnbc,ABC,CBS,NPR,Fox,Cspn1 and Cspn2 ignore Gore
MSM: Algore wins at Themopylae by killing all the Spartans!
Reality: Algore kills environmental movement.