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Using Live Mice...
Posted on 03/20/2007 12:30:33 PM PDT by John Robinson
We technicians here in the Free Republic server room experimented with real mice attached to our computers. Unfortunately, not one mouse survived being plugged-in for more than a few minutes. We've reverted back to the hamsters, they're more durable and they know how to dance to the electronic pop music we enjoy.
You should notice a significant improvement in response time.
Go go hamsters.
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KEYWORDS: fan; guinnessisgoodforyou; himonkeyface; ilovejimrob; mice; molassesmiasma; penguinhumor; penguinseatgerbils; penguinseatmice; savethegerbils; sionnsar; slowdown; zot
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To: fanfan
2,001
posted on
04/19/2007 5:26:15 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(If God wants us to be good, why does He give us temptations?)
To: Monkey Face
He was a good man.
My parents met him.
They said he was a really nice guy.
2,002
posted on
04/19/2007 5:26:39 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: Monkey Face
Happy 2000!
Have a good sleep.
Take care of your leg.
I’m signing off too.
See you tomorrow.
(((Face)))
2,003
posted on
04/19/2007 5:28:13 PM PDT
by
fanfan
("We don't start fights my friends, but we finish them, and never leave until our work is done."PMSH)
To: sionnsar
Well, they tried... An a noble effort it was.
2,004
posted on
04/19/2007 5:47:11 PM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(Abramoff, Katrina, Foley, and Iraq have made the R label toxic, not conservatism.)
To: NeoCaveman
2,005
posted on
04/19/2007 5:50:05 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
But doomed...Noble yet doomed, reminds me of a lot of 2006 elections.
2,006
posted on
04/19/2007 5:54:13 PM PDT
by
NeoCaveman
(Abramoff, Katrina, Foley, and Iraq have made the R label toxic, not conservatism.)
To: fanfan; Monkey Face; All
2,007
posted on
04/19/2007 6:05:39 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
To: stephenjohnbanker
2,008
posted on
04/19/2007 6:22:34 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
To: NicknamedBob
Good evening, Bob!
Whazzup?
I was following Jim Rob around watching him ban liberals. He was on fire today : )
2,009
posted on
04/19/2007 6:24:36 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
To: fanfan
Totally cool. Third-cousin is like brothers in my family!
2,010
posted on
04/19/2007 6:29:35 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
("There is no such thing as death for a Christian who believes in the Resurrection." ~ Fr. Ho Lung)
To: stephenjohnbanker
Pretty sneaky. You stay behind him and stay out of his crosshairs, eh?
2,011
posted on
04/19/2007 6:37:54 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
To: NicknamedBob
Nah, I was “Bumping” him right along. I post to him a few times a week......if he is around. Lately he HAS been around : )
2,012
posted on
04/19/2007 6:40:50 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
To: Monkey Face
};oþ
2,013
posted on
04/19/2007 6:41:17 PM PDT
by
rottndog
(Fred Thompson will mop the floor with all the other Republican nominees.)
To: stephenjohnbanker
I was following Jim Rob around watching him ban liberals. He was on fire today : ) Any potential future UT home ZOT threads?
2,014
posted on
04/19/2007 6:41:59 PM PDT
by
sionnsar
(trad-anglican.faithweb.com |Iran Azadi| 5yst3m 0wn3d - it's N0t Y0ur5 (SONY) | UN: Useless Nations)
To: sionnsar
I will endeavor to find out....back soon.
2,015
posted on
04/19/2007 6:43:17 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
( Hunter/Thompson/Thompson/Hunter in 08! Or Rudy/Hillary if you want to murder conservatism)
To: John Robinson
LOL!
I still crack up every time I see that picture of the server room!
(I’ve seen many in real life just like it.)
To: NicknamedBob
REality ain't what it used to be... Everytime you turn around, things just keep getting more science fiction like... We'll have flyin' cars and light sabers in no time at all. ;-)
2,017
posted on
04/19/2007 7:43:50 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse; sionnsar; stephenjohnbanker
"Everytime you turn around, things just keep getting more science fiction like... " And this is a problem why?
.
Actually, if we define the reality we live in then the world is only a few steps behind me.
2,018
posted on
04/19/2007 8:06:09 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
To: NicknamedBob
And this is a problem why? Because I would prefer to not end up in the belly of one of David Gerrold's Morthan Tigers or have one of his Tribbles multiply me out of house and home.
2,019
posted on
04/19/2007 8:14:16 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(What would a free man do?)
To: Dead Corpse
It simply means you have to exercise your imagination and not just your muscles.
Science fiction heroes always devise some strategy to save the day.
Some of this imagineering might go a little easier if I had a magic wand.
2,020
posted on
04/19/2007 8:36:35 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I know where I have gone wrong, and I can cite it, chapter and verse.)
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