A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard. Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration as she missed her chance to get through the intersection, dropping her cell phone and makeup.
As she was still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed, and placed in a holding cell.
After a couple of hours, a guard approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects.
He said, "I'm sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping off the guy in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. I noticed the 'What Would Jesus Do' bumper sticker, the 'Choose Life' license plate holder, the 'Follow Me to Sunday School' bumper sticker, and the chrome-plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk.
"Naturally, I assumed you had stolen the car."
My brother's car was recovered intact after being stolen in Chicago, largely because the cops were suspicious of a car driven by four "yutes," and sporting Northwestern Medical School, Hines VA Hospital, and ND Go Irish! bumper stickers.
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Love it! My license plate reads "Wrshp JC" and that on the back has helped me a lot when I want to say bad words to someone who has no courtesy on the road. How funny!
Meanwhile, it is the big 'ol pickup truck with some good 'ol boy with an American Flag or military bumper sticker of some sort that waves you in, with a pleasant smile on his face.
So funny!!
Thanks for a good laugh.