Oh, all right... If it has to be Rudy, and since beggars can't be choosers, I guess that I'll just have to go along. So to that end, here's my contribution to the cause: I'll give Rudy the winning campaign slogan. Here goes...
Rudy: He doesn't suck as much as the other liberal candidate.
Yup... That's a winner.
No,
Rudy - he wears a dress and cleans up better than Hillary!