[oyez]

And the "papers" can't understand why their circulation is going down the tubes.

[Smokin' Joe]

It seems people will always need something to line the birdcage, put under the garbage can, crunch up for packing material, or put under their cat's litterbox.

Without a newspaper, I don't think I could train a puppy.

And what of all those naked fish leaving the market...

No, I suppose there will always be a place for the 'dead tree media', not that I regret that.

I just wish the writing/reporting was good enough that I regretted using the newspaper for those other jobs instead of reading it.