"Now on HJR 2190, Edwards voted to waste taxpayers' money.
Edwards voted for SB 201790 when he might have been running for re-election in North Carolina and now wants to be a national Democrat.
Not only that but Edwards likes welfare spending.
Golly, his ideas on social issues are REALLY icky.
No one I know likes his hairstyle no matter how many hours he puts into it each day.
Democrats and liberals are just not nice!
Sometimes Edwards is actually immoderate in his speech.
Be sure to vote for whoever sounds most moderate so that we can live in a moderate country ever after. Amen."
There ya go. A winning strategy to be sure.